Other people:
Me:
(Source: thatfunnyblog)
oh the weather outside is frightful
but the internet is so delightful
(Source: isobert, via fewdaysofwonderful)
| person: | u athletic |
| me: | yeah i surf |
| person: | oh thats nice |
| me: | *whispers* the internet |
nothing makes me as uncomfortable as donald trumps hair does
(Source: theyellowbrickroad, via thesexy67chevyimpala)
| friend: | mulan isnt even a princess |
| me: | dishonor |
| dishonor on you | |
| dishonor on your whole family | |
| DISHONOR ON YOUR COW |