therealhamster:

laughs for 10 minutes

stops

catches breath

thinks about what made me laugh

laughs for 10 more minutes

(via onekissbarrensky)

thealbinoweave:

do you ever have so much to do that you just decide to take a nap

(via icecolddrink)

amexicanwithamustache:

motherstrickle:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin

do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan

does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos

(via r3verse-this-curse)

demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adoors you

get the fuck out

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aiclan:

cormbread:

buttermilkqueen:

girl you are

no i’m genuinely confused is there even a joke here

(via onekissbarrensky)

dickmark:

OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT

AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????

YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?

(Source: vonlipwigs, via onekissbarrensky)

colossaltitan:

i’ll marry you without a second thought if you’re willing to kill all the bugs for me

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shut-up-you-are:

hopefisch:

Oklahoma

My Mum, right here. lol

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via r3verse-this-curse)

tupacabra:

tupacabra:

i have never talked to this guy in my entire life and this is how he chooses to introduce himself

IM SCREAMINGSD HKPELP

(via r3verse-this-curse)

rumputsantoso:

Fact 1: Reading can make you a better conversationalist.

Fact 2: Neighbours will never complain that your book is too loud.

Fact 3: Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected. You’d better read.

Fact 4: Books have stopped bullets. Reading might save your life.

Fact 5: Dinosaurs didn’t read. Look what happened to them.

(via ohio-is4-lovers)

(via thats-so-meme)

these-times-will-pass:

Love quotes? you will love this blog

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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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(Source: laughcentre, via onekissbarrensky)

0m4m:

zeaisfamous:

pitchblackloner:

c4mer0n:

0m4m:

suckmypoppunk:

justinhiills:

i’m actually laughing so hard bc all the girls are about to cry and there’s this one guy in the middle that is just so done with all of them oh my god

there is one girl trying to deep throat her phone

there is also a displeased woman in the bottom left corner

And a hairy armpit above the displeased woman

iM LAUGHIN SO HARD

are we going to ignore the guy on the far rights impressive cleavage?

LOL^

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